1. birthdaysongs:

    banderboucher:

    The idea of spontaneously getting on a train and going somewhere far might be romantic in another country but England is too small for that. Pull an Eternal Sunshine and go where? Fucking Slough? Go to fucking Slough and get a fucking boots meal deal?

    i only understand about 60% of the words in this post but i still think its funny

    (via fandomsofili)

    geekygothgirl:

    vortexsophia:

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    I don’t know what we did to deserve Mr. Rogers but I’m so glad we had him. 

    (via fandomsofili)

  3. stonesibare:

    awfulbear:

    kaedien:

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    boot up, Bitch

    Boot up, Bitch!

    MOOD! #2019goals

    (Source: everythingstarstuff, via fandomsofili)

  4. starsholland:

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    I’m obsessed with these pictures of the Indianapolis Colts Cheerleaders wearing their real world professional work attire as their cheer uniforms

  5. sahania:

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  6. can we give it up for Suzanne Collins for fucking off into oblivion with her money after hunger games fucking destroyed the YA market for like 6 years. everything YA was dystopian “EVERYONES IN A DIFFERENT QUADRANT” shit from 2010 to 2016 and we didnt hear a peep from her. true fucking power.

    (Source: benepla, via the-selection-bitch)

  7. keybladeofsteel:

    “Women shouldn’t curse.”

    “Get fucked.”

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    (Source: hopesumners, via the-selection-bitch)

  8. ithotyouknew2:

    lesbianeroticthriller:

    sufjanstevens420:

    lizziesamuels:

    wonderwallmsn:

    We finally figured out what makes Kristen Stewart smile: hot wings! The “Twilight” star posed for this amazing photo after dining at a Hooters restaurant in Texas recently. Get the details at Wonderwall.com.

    yeah, hot wings, sure

    wlw stands for Women Loving hot Wings

    Me when I see hot wings

    Just gals loving hot wings

    (Source: wonderwall, via unclefather)

  9. every1one:

    this is how people 5'4" and under unload the washer

    (Source: yeahiwasintheshit, via vvorldwideweb)

  10. demidorks:

    Annabeth: I even asked your mom where I can find those blue candies you like so much

    Percy: The candy store is all the way across town

    Annabeth: I know. So if i went all the way across town to get something that you like, that means…

    Percy: You must really like blue candies?

    Annabeth, under her breath: Oh my gods

    (via eadlynmydear)

  11. verygayandverytired:

    ramenfuneral:

    oppa-homeless-style:

    pettankochan:

    pettankochan:

    Damn, look how ripe these soda’s are. Almost ready for peeling.

    oof….

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    Now this is perfection. nice and juicy 

    call that a freshlight

    nothing like deep dicking an ice cold frussy

    learning how to read was the biggest mistake of my life

    (Source: komyu-shou, via unclefather)

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  13. skeetskeetwithdaparakeet:

    ravensloane:

    god put me on this world and said “let this dumbass roam”

    We are all gods roombas that he’s let loose

    (via corpish)

    calumsexual:

    hellaradicalclifford:

    IM LAUGHING HOW LUKE’S EYES WIDEN I JUST

    THAT LOOK OF REALIZATION ITS SO CUTE LUKE

    (Source: lukehemmingsdaily, via bananashemmo)

  15. ladyyatexel:

    ladyyatexel:

    ladyyatexel:

    screaming at self to paint the fucking deer already

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    Here’s the fucking deer.

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    I scanned the fucking deer.  I might post him properly on my art account, but here he is clearer for anyone that wanted to see. 

    (via the-selection-bitch)